The Tao of Jace

The following are the steps I followed that successfully pushed a bad day into a funny, but still crappy day:

1. Spend a little bit of time updating your resume, which looks great by the way, and then
2. print it out to the old printer you used when you were downstairs.
3. Realize your mistake, but remember that the printer is unplugged and sitting on a wall.
4. Print out another copy on the printer you’re supposed to use.
5. Forget all about the problem.
6. Have a meeting with your manager
7. Have your manager tell you that the printer that used to be downstairs is now in the site manager’s office and still a-printing. Yeah, even that resume you printed out earlier.

Now isn’t that special.