An Eagle Falls
Today, 97.1 KEGL - the Eagle - became "Sunny 97.1", a.k.a. the fuck-heads.
For more than 12 years KEGL has been Dallas' source (and sometimes one of very few) for Rock music. Now, due to greed, and the relationship between marginal revenue and marginal propensity to spend, it seems as if Manson and Kravitz were both right: Rock is Dead. AC/DC replaced with the Righteous Brothers. Boston with BJ Thomas. Godsmack with "A Taste of Honey". Eric Clapton with Eric Clapton's sappy crap.
This is a travesty for all mankind. After the Eagle, who's next? I've only got 5 rock stations right now IN DALLAS FORT WORTH!!! That's like Midland without Romie's, Boston without chowder, Diet Coke! It's proposterous. And one of the 5 is from Gainesville, so it's not that strong. I wish Frank Zappa's guitar would kill their mama. Stupid, arrogant and avaricious motherfuckers! To those who created "sunny 97.1": Die a painful and lonely death, full of rememberance of the family you lost, the people you forsook, and all of your money impotent to death's icy grip. And let me gloat over it.